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The latest far-right conspiracy: Beyonc is an Italian devil worshipper named Ann Marie Lastrassi

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The latest far-right conspiracy: Beyonc is an Italian devil worshipper named Ann Marie Lastrassi

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Finish this sentence: “Beyoncé is a (blank).”

What first came to mind? Beyoncé is a singer? Beyoncé is a superstar? Beyoncé is an inspiration? Fools! There is only one correct (blank) in this guessing game: Beyoncé is an Italian devil worshipper named Ann Marie Lastrassi, a member of the Illuminati and undercover agent posing as an African American singer to indoctrinate teens into treacherous liberalism or something.

P.S. Patti LaBelle is a globalist puppet and Deep State operative plotting the return of Barack Obama.

You know, if my kids said any of this stuff, I’d mask my horror with a fake smile and then sneak off to google “intervention strategies” and “antipsychotic meds.” But this Beyoncé revelation does not come from a disturbed child with a wild imagination or an adult confined to a padded room.

It comes from KW Miller, a Florida conservative running for U.S. Congress.

As he claimed about Beyoncé recently on Twitter: “This is all part of the Soros Deep State agenda for the Black Lives Matter movement. BEYONCÉ YOU ARE ON NOTICE!”

I’m sure she’s quaking into her linguine while communing with Vivaldi.

If you’ve never heard of Mr. Miller — until this week, neither had I — his Twitter is like sniffing glue with QAnon zealots who keep glancing over their shoulders just in case Bill Gates is sneaking up with a “vaccine” to harvest their organs. To scroll through Miller’s dark conspiracies, far-right babble and incoherent self-aggrandizing is to feel like you’re belly-down on a boogie board and surfing toxic flames that are shooting out of a dumpster fire as creepy clowns form a circle and give you the finger.

On Tuesday, Miller posted a meme warning his followers the “Democrat Version of Mt. Rushmore” will be “chock full of pedos.” The doctored mountain is carved with the faces of Bill Cosby, Harvey Weinstein, Jeffrey Epstein and Joe Biden, who is wearing a cap that reads, “Make China Great Again.”

Miller believes the only systemic racism is affirmative action. Meanwhile, Prince Harry is a “beta-male owned entirely by his wife Meghan Markle.” This global pandemic is nothing more than hysteria and everyone knows “masks are for criminals and perverts.”

He also wants TikTok banned because it is “pedo pushing.”

This guy is more obsessed with pedos and perverts than actual pedos and perverts.

But let’s get back to Ann Marie Lastrassi for a second before Miller’s future whistle-blowing alerts us to the fact her husband Jay Z is a reincarnated Viking under mind control of alien shape shifters and keen to use the Eye of Providence to hypnotize underage gerbils into illicit sex acts in pizza parlours.

As Miller tweeted this weekend: “Looking more into Beyoncé’s coded globalist messages. Who is ‘Becky With The Good Hair’ who she encourages people to call while apologizing? Oh…. a Soros operative? Interesting. All goes through London.”

Exactly. What is he talking about? No clue. But this boogie boarding is burning my face.

There’s more: “You all do know that Beyoncé’s song ‘Formation’ was a secret coded message to the globalists I certainly hope? The song clearly admitted that she was demonic and that she worshipped in the Satanist churches located in Alabama & Louisiana. She keeps Satanist symbols in her bag.”

I can only hope the pentagram in that Gucci clutch is nestled between a Taser and can of mace.

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Again, remember, all of this is coming from an aspiring congressman.

That’s like hearing an aspiring AA exec extol the virtues of Jack Daniels.

People like KW Miller, “independent” conservatives powered by bunk, are a big reason America is now on a trajectory toward a failed state. The ease with which the Millers lap up “QAnon” pranks, especially those involving celebrities — Tom Hanks is a pedo, Oprah Winfrey is a sex trafficker, Beyoncé secretly refers to everyone as a paisan under her breath — proves how certain web subcultures have become a menace to civility, discourse, progress, functional government and even public health.

Why is America losing the COVID-19 war? It was already up to its waist in a pandemic of stupid.

Miller isn’t a righteous ideological warrior railing against “Luciferian Leftists” — he’s proof Satan has bamboozled fringe conservatives who spend their days frothing at imaginary demons in a parallel universe where truth and reality are replaced by lies and fantasy.

If you showed Miller a photo of a circle, he’d shake his fist and scream it was a square.

He says the “KW” stands for “Keep Winning.” Sigh, I lost that guessing game. I figured it stood for “Kooky Weirdo.” That this loon is now running for public office — after other QAnon zombies have already been elected in recent weeks — suggests America needs more than a racial reckoning.

It also needs an urgent deep dive into the corrosive effects of far-right conspiracy.

Every country has a distribution curve of crazy. But in most democracies, the lunatics are prevented from chasing down political ambitions. There are no online echo chambers to amplify and validate the madness. There is no Fox News to gaslight the populace every night. Laughable nonsense rarely becomes a clarion call. If Miller lived in Singapore, he’d now be under state care and trying to use Jedi mind tricks on a potted plant to convince it Hillary Clinton was the real BTK Killer.

Beyoncé is not an Italian woman named Ann Marie Lastrassi any more than my name is Mike.

But KW Miller is definitely a kooky weirdo and disgrace to everything that made America great.

Vinay Menon



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Sanders and Schumer call on McConnell to hold hearings to fight election conspiracy theories – KTVZ

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Sen. Bernie Sanders of Vermont and Senate Democratic Leader Chuck Schumer of New York are calling on Majority Leader Mitch McConnell to create a new bipartisan committee focused on election integrity and schedule hearings to reassure Americans over a process President Donald Trump has repeatedly sought to undermine.

There is growing anxiety among Democrats, and some Republicans, that Trump will not only continue to sow doubt over the legitimacy of the coming election but throw the subsequent count into chaos by declaring victory before all the votes can be tallied, including the millions that will arrive by mail.

In a letter to McConnell, Sanders and Schumer quote back the Kentucky senator’s own words, in which he attested to the reliability of mail-in voting by citing its successes in Oregon, Washington and Colorado, which have been using the system for years.

Trump has repeatedly questioned the validity of mail-in voting, promoted conspiracy theories questioning election security, called on supporters to act as unsanctioned “poll watchers,” and suggested that the absence of a clear result by the evening of November 3 would in some way cast doubt on the eventual outcome. Key allies in powerful positions, like Attorney General Bill Barr, have followed suit. Barr has persisted in puffing up a debunked claim that ballots received by mail would somehow strip the sender of their privacy — ignoring well-established safeguards.

By escalating the matter now, Sanders and Schumer are responding to growing concern, in partisan and nonpartisan spaces, that Americans are not adequately prepared for the potential of a longer-than-usual wait for results or Trump’s willingness to short-circuit the democratic process if he smells defeat.

“Democrats and Republicans in Congress must come together to ensure that we have a free and fair election where every vote is cast and counted without intimidation,” Sanders told CNN, “where no one has to put his or her health in danger to cast a ballot, and where we have full confidence in the results.”

The proposed hearings would invite a cross-section of election officials from across the country to testify to the security and reliability of mail-in, early- and in-person voting — subjects on which Sanders and Schumer, again, referenced McConnell’s own words.

“Despite the clear security of our vote-by-mail system, some have continued to undermine it with unsubstantiated claims of voter fraud,” they wrote. “As you have correctly said, people ‘can vote early, you can vote on Election Day, or you can drop it in the mail,’ and that voters should ‘not worry about your vote not counting.’”

The minority leader and Sanders, an independent who caucuses with the Democrats, also want more detailed discussion about the fraught hours, or days, after the polls close and a real-time watch of the election horse race potentially swings from one candidate to another.

“We know a number of states may well be counting ballots for a period of time after Election Day, and that those votes may be determinative in this election,” the senators wrote to McConnell. “To avoid disinformation, conspiracy theories, and suspicion about results, we must understand the likely timeline for this process.”

The letter goes on to reference the recent war games-style preparations conducted by a group called the Transition Integrity Project, a bipartisan gathering of operatives and academics that made headlines when some of the outcomes of their exercises — including “both street-level violence and political impasse” — were reported on in late July.

“A bipartisan group of experts and officials have studied multiple scenarios where the outcome of the election was not immediately known. Some of these scenarios resulted in unrest and even violence,” Sanders and Schumer wrote, suggesting the Senate should elevate similar discussions and familiarize the public with the uncertainties ahead. “We would like to hear from the most knowledgeable people in the country as to how we can do everything possible to make sure that the election and the period afterward is secure and peaceful.”

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HHS supported Caputo, with a statement that called him a critical, integral part of the presidents coronavirus response, leading on public messaging as Americans need public health information to defeat the COVID-19 pandemic.

There was no immediate statement from the White House.

Attempts to reach Caputo were unsuccessful.

On Capitol Hill, Sen. Patty Murray, D-Wash., called on Azar to fire Caputo, accusing the spokesman of trying to interfere with CDC reports to the medical and scientific community, as well as the public at large. And Senate Minority leader Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., called on Azar himself to resign, citing interference with the CDC as one example of what he termed the administration’s failures.

Officials at CDC have privately complained of recent efforts by political appointees at main HHS to try to edit or press for changes in the agency’s weekly MMWR publications, a go-to resource for public health professionals.

MMWR articles are technical, but they reveal telling details. One published earlier this year noted that while Trump’s travel restrictions dramatically reduced travel from China in February, nothing was being done at that time to restrict travel from Italy and Europe, where the coronavirus was spreading widely and rapidly. Analysis of virus samples from hard-hit New York in March suggested it was introduced there from Europe and other parts of the U.S., the CDC article reported.

Caputo is an unswerving Trump loyalist. His recent book, The Ukraine Hoax, claims the presidents phony impeachment was rooted in a vast conspiracy.

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unwinona:This is exactly what conspiracy theorists and anti-vaxxers have done with their HIV/AIDS…

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My RSS Feedunwinona:

This is exactly what conspiracy theorists and anti-vaxxers have done with their HIV/AIDS and Polio narrative (among others), only we’re seeing it escalated to weeks and months instead of years or decades.

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